Sean Connery
Born a poor Spaniard named Rodriquez, Sean decided to become Scottish Rite after a beheading performance in the Science Fiction Epic 'Ants'.
After working in performative vegan street art on the sidewalk in Placencia, Belize CA, Sean decided that he was the dog now man and made a movie about how BMW used make planes for the Nazis and somehow he also has a rent controlled apartment but he is rich already.
Member since November 2026
